neekolexo:

tyleroakley:

meanplastic:

The pepper gives it a kick!

honestly me :(

Screaming.

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malfvoys:

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this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

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Honestly pisses me off when people are all “TFTI” when you post something you’re doing on social media. Like bitch! I wasn’t gonna invite you before I made the plans and I’m sure as hell not gonna invite you now. Mind your damn business.

I’m pissing everyone off today and the best part of it is that I’m not even stressing over it 😹

queefybuttcheeks:

I can’t sing but jus kno i be singin

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lividlovers:

imsoshive:

when you looking at your bank transactions like

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“what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?”

LMFAO

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